Minnesota Weather Map

I tell you I am always tired of running around with scissors in my hand.  But lately that’s how I feel.  But I guess its better than jumping on a trampoline with those same scissors directly underneath my chin.

But its my chin that all those office seeker televangelo-reality show tweekers have their sawed off 12-step mouths leveled at.  If you think its bad tonight, check the morning crawl.

It’s a short ride to the top of this heap
It’s a long way to get you down

High-rise watercooler, talk about where all the hipsters go.  Some dive bar way down on the southside where they wear their suits and ties four hours after they leave their jobs

Ladies check their banksheets and find more negatives than a Minnesota weathermap in late January.  “An economic cold front” he explains.  “But then again no one ever got rich selling self-control.”

Hanging around the underside of an overpass where all the low-siders go and stand around and stare at some blue bar way up in the sky.  These fallen angels, they call that entertainment.

We’ll pass a bond, the filter’s on, we’re moving all those inked-up, pierced, down-and-out types out of the burger joints.  “Make way for progress!” she explains blissfully in front of the press……. as the bulldozer circus comes to town.